- Me: I have a weird craving for cheese biscuits.
- Boyfriend: You're not pregnant so I don't feel bad.
- Me: You never know, I might be.
- Boyfriend's ringtone: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
- Me: Is your phone trying to tell me to get an abortion?
- Me: Coat hanger abortions are not the way to go.
- Boyfriend: Dalek plunger abortion?
We had one like this at my paintball site, we used to all it the Turdis…
Party Tardis of the Day: It’s boozier on the inside.
I have a great need.
- Roommate: Your vagina is made by fucking time lords if that's fitting up there.
The moment when the noises on Supernatural sound like the Tardis is about to show up. Crossover anyone?
Because Stewart needs a hug… .
Words with Friends wouldn’t let me play Tardis. Grr …
Another flight canceled… . I’m beginning to wonder when the weather will decide to work with me.