We were quizzing one of my drunk friends with Harry Potter trivia to keep him awake.
Us: How did Neville get the sword to kill the snake with?
Him: The sorting hat gave it to him.
Us: Why’d the sorting hat give it to him?
Him: Because he’s a pussy.
Us: No. It was because he was a true Gryffindor.
Him: No. A true Gryffindor wouldn’t need any weapons.
Note: He was decked out in full Slytherin gear.
Thank you! :)
Another hockey game tomorrow. :) Plus football (not as fun, but …)