We were quizzing one of my drunk friends with Harry Potter trivia to keep him awake.
Us: How did Neville get the sword to kill the snake with?
Him: The sorting hat gave it to him.
Us: Why’d the sorting hat give it to him?
Him: Because he’s a pussy.
Us: No. It was because he was a true Gryffindor.
Him: No. A true Gryffindor wouldn’t need any weapons.
Note: He was decked out in full Slytherin gear.
Thank you! :)
Another hockey game tomorrow. :) Plus football (not as fun, but …)
The 1st GIF represents who you are;
Always … I guess it does fit. I’m probably going to end up like Snape anyway.
The 9th GIF represents how you feel today;
Yeah, I guess that is kinda how I feel today.
The 7th GIF represents your taste in music;
Not so sure what this is suppose to mean. But I do like internet music… .
The 4th GIF represents the relationship with your friends;
HAHAHA. :D Yes!
The 17th GIF represents your love life;
… this is depressing, but probably true
The 3rd GIF is something about you not many know;
The 15th GIF is how you act when you’re alone;
The 20th GIF is how today will go for you;
The 11th GIF is how your life will be;
Fantastic. My life is going to be like an awkward hug from the Dark Lord.
The 13th GIF is how people see you;
Shiny? Disappearing? What?
The 6th GIF is how you will spend your last day on earth;
Oh dear lord … This is depressing.
The 2nd GIF is how you act around the person you’re attracted to;
Uh, yeah, probably true.
The 10th GIF is how your gender sees you;
The 16th GIF is how the opposite gender see you;
Well I guess I do this with my hands a lot… .
The 19th GIF represents you at your happiest:
Happiest? Hmm …
First I’m like:
friend: Are those girls watching you play hot?
us: We can hear you.
friend: They can hear us? Well, that changes my question.
us: If you can hear us, we can hear you.
friend (quietly): You still never answered my question.
Oh, dear. Some people. How do you not realize what you’re saying can be heard?