la-meilleure-amie: Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
1. I say, ‘I am fat.’ He says ‘No, you are beautiful.’ I wonder why I cannot...– Rachel Wiley (via howweknewit) Teared up a little bit. For all the Fat girls. And the not-fat girls. For the Girls. For everyone. (via cora-bora) Number 9 is life. (via murrchav)
fleshydreams: loseerrrrrrrrr: thokjr: thedadwhisperer: listerinemouthwash: if i meet one more fucking person who says they “love” animals but isnt vegan im gonna lose my fucking mind i love animals i’m not vegan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ You can love something and still want it in your mouth, for example I love cock…. this is the best thing ever OMG OMG OMG OMG HAHAHAHAHAH
gayzio: tatterdemalionvulpine: gayzio: In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful. “HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK.” what the fuck did you just say about my mom